Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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