i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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