i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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