They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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