what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
You can't motorboat a personality
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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