Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Randomize
