Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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