Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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