: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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