I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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