we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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