I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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