Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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