He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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