I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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