Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
