I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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