I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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