Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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