this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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