Christians are straight up FREAKS
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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