She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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