I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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