Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'd cum for enchiladas.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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