I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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