Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Randomize
