508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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