The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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