at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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