I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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