hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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