Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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