Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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