Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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