Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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