just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I got inside last night via doggy door
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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