I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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