we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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