You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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