some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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