I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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