I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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