i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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