i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
