i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
well, you know. whores of a feather.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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