U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I love black thongs
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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