ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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