Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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