everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
They are going to name an STD after you.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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