i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
why do cheetos always look like penises
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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