normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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