your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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