M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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