Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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